谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第三季 第四集
翻译：古镇少年
噢对
Oh, yeah.
你车来了
It's your cab, honey.
在婚礼上玩的开心
Have a wonderful time at the wedding.
一定要代我问候菲尔和他的家人
Be sure to give Phil and the family my love.
我走之前 我要问你点事
Before I go, I need your opinion on something.
我应该给菲尔的女儿什么结婚礼物呢
What should I give Phil's daughter as a wedding gift?
你祖母的蕾丝桌布
Your grandmother's lace tablecloth,
或者50块钱伸个脖子出来
or 50 bucks towards getting a neck?
给她桌布
Give her the tablecloth.
你说得对
You're right.
她都有老公了
She's got a husband.
他不在乎她长得像亚伯·维戈达 我为什么要在乎
He doesn't care that she looks like Abe Vigoda, why should I?
曾被认为是扮演怪物弗兰肯斯坦的角色
几周后见 亲爱的
See you in a couple of weeks, pussycat.
我们工作和社交都很忙
So, what with our busy careers and full social lives,
我们真的需要一个全职管家
we felt we really needed a full-time housekeeper.
觉得我们家怎么样
What do you think of our home?
很有爱啊
Lovely.
我以前住的地方窗户上都有栅栏
Last place I was had bars in the windows
有高墙 还有看门狗
and a big wall with guard dogs.
很健全的保安系统啊
Sounds like quite a security system.
最棒的
The best.
圣昆廷监狱
San Quentin.
我在那破地方待了十五年
Fifteen years I spent in that stinking hole.
我见过暴力 绝望
I saw violence, I saw despair,
我看到约翰尼·卡什8次
I saw Johnny Cash eight times.
美国乡村音乐创作歌手 多次格莱美奖获得者 以低沉而特别的歌声著称
好了 面试就到这里了
Well, I guess that concludes the interview,
或者你还有什么疑问
unless there are any questions.
我有个问题
I have a question.
约翰尼·卡什穿格纹吗?
Does Johnny Cash ever wear plaid?
这不是她的错 她来自明尼苏达
It's not her fault.She's from Minnesota.
我们会再联系
We'll be in touch.
姐妹们 我们面试很多人了
Oh, girls, we have interviewed dozens of people,
我们还没见过一个好一些的候选人
we haven't met one likely candidate.
也许我们的标准太高了
Maybe our standards are too high.
有什么事吗
May I help you?
你好
Yes.
刚那个一脸凶相的白人女人住在这里吗?
Does the mean-looking white woman I just passed live here?
不
No.
那我是来应聘管家的
Then I come to apply for the housekeeping position.
请进 快请进
Please, please, come right in.
谢谢
Thank you.
我是玛格丽特·布朗
I'm Marguerite Brown.
我是桃乐茜
I'm Dorothy.
她们是我的室友 布兰琪 萝丝
These are my roommates, Blanche, Rose.
请坐
Please, sit down.
谢谢你
Well, thank you.
不如你先向我们介绍一下你自己
Well, why don't you begin by telling us a little about yourself.
嗯 也没什么好说的
Well, there isn't much to tell.
我工作努力为人诚实 我想找个工资合理的工作
I'm hardworking and honest, and I'll work for a reasonable wage.
就这样？
That's it?
好吧 我不再玩这种把戏了
All right, I won't go on with this charade any longer.
我还想说
There is something else.
我是黑人
I'm black.
如果你觉得不太合适 那么我就是白人
Now, if that's a problem for you, I'm white.
不过 要多收钱的
Now, of course, that'll cost you extra.
玛格丽特 我真想亲你一口
Oh, Marguerite, I could kiss you.
我不喜欢这些奇怪的东西
And I don't go for that freaky stuff.
我跟桃乐茜也不喜欢
Neither do Dorothy and I.
等一下
Excuse me.
你好 诺曼 亲爱的
Hello? Hello, Norman, darling.
我们今晚还约会吗
Are we still on for tonight?
但是你说我们..
But you said we
但是你答应了..
But you promised
我知道了
I see.
好吧 再见
All right.Bye-Bye.
我不明白
I don't understand.
这是第二次诺曼取消约会了
That's the second time Norman has canceled.
可能他已经不感兴趣了
Maybe he's not interested.
不感兴趣？ 别扯了
Not interested? Don't be silly.
我是全迈阿密最有魅力的女人
I am the most attractive and available woman in all of Miami,
既然唐娜·赖斯小姐搬去了好莱坞了
now that Miss Donna Rice has moved to Hollywood.
我不是故意偷听的 但也许我有个办法
I don't mean to pry, but maybe I know a way
来引起诺曼的注意力
to get Norman's attention.
如果是丝绸床单或者校服诱惑
If it involves silk sheets and a parochial school outfit,
我早试过了
I've already tried it.
来 拿着
Here, take this.
这对我祖母和我母亲都有效
It's worked for my grandmother, it's worked for my mother.
在耳后轻拍一点
Dab a little behind your ears and
你倾心的人就会来找你
whomever you desire will come to you.
-这是什么？ -这是个礼物
- What is it? - It's a gift.
留着吧
Keep it.
玛格丽特 你不用贿赂我
Marguerite, there's no need to bribe me.
我看你已经拿到这份工作了
As far as I'm concerned you have the job.
我觉得可以
- Fine with me.
我也是
- Me, too.
-你明天能来上班吗? -我一大早就到
- Can you start tomorrow? - I'll be here bright early.
到时候见
- We'll see you then.
一定要像我说的那样用它
Be sure and use that just like I told you now.
好的女士
- Yes, ma'am.
再见
Bye.
多么迷人的女人啊
Ooh, what an absolutely charming woman.
我想知道这是什么
- I wonder what this is.
我猜这是爱情魔药
- I'll bet it's a love potion.
萝丝 得了吧
Ah, Rose, come on, honey.
根本没有爱情魔药这东西
There's no such thing as a love potion.
当然有了 桃乐茜
Sure there is, Dorothy.
我的祖父母能在一起就是因为爱情魔药
My grandparents got together because of a love potion.
其实是外公不小心吞下的护脚霜
Well, actually it was a foot salve Gramps accidentally swallowed.
奶奶是给他洗胃的护士
You see, Grandma was the nurse who pumped his stomach,
但她是新来的 她把喷嘴插错了地方
but she was new and she attached the nozzle to the wrong place.
然后 他们就订婚了
Next thing you know, they were engaged.
我不管里面有什么 值得一试
I don't care what's in this.It's worth a try.
我愿意做任何事来引起诺曼的注意
I'll do anything to get Norman's attention.
如果你能引起诺曼的注意
If you get Norman's attention,
那也不会是因为瓶子里的东西
it won't be because of what is in that bottle.
但如果是真的 我愿意把我妈卖掉换一盎司
But if it does, I'll sell my mother for an ounce.
姐妹们
Girls.
看看我在床底下找到了什么
Girls, look what I found under my bed.
这灰尘毛球怎么五颜六色的啊
Gee, that's the most colorful dust ball I've ever seen.
这才不是灰尘毛球 萝丝
- This is no dust ball, Rose.
-这是个什么 -这是石头
- What do you think it is? It's a rock.
这是什么咒术之类的吧
I think it may be some kind of charm.
是的
It is.
我从祖母那里学来的
I learned it from my grandmother.
你把一块特殊的彩绘石头放在一个人的床下
You see, you put a specially-painted rock beneath a
就能让他们睡个安稳觉
person's bed to bring them a restful sleep.
你是说 是你放到我床底下的？
Are you saying that you put this under my bed?
我只是想帮上忙
But I was only trying to be helpful.
你看看你这大眼袋 就该好好休息了
I figured with those terrible bags, you needed the rest.
桃乐茜总是这个样子
Dorothy always looks like that.
而且 想要把眼袋消下去
Besides, it would take a lot more than rest
光休息可不够
to get rid of those babies.
不如你们都拿枪打死我吧
Why don't you all take turns hitting me with a two-by-four?
对不起 我不是故意要惹麻烦的
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
我觉得玛格丽特吸了太多清洁剂了
I think Marguerite's been inhaling a little too much Pine-Sol.
等一下
Wait a minute.
你今天早上不是说
Weren't you just saying this morning
你最近睡眠好多了吗
how much better you're sleeping lately?
没错 你说你好几年没睡得这么好了
That's right, you said you hadn't slept so well in years.
跟这块石头没有关系
It has nothing to do with this rock.
我和你一样喜欢玛格丽特
Look, I like Marguerite as much as you do,
但是她来了一个星期了 工作也做得不太好
but she's been here a week and she is not doing a very good job.
我觉得她做得很棒
I think she's doing a terrific job.
自从她给了我那药水
Why, ever since she gave me that potion,
诺曼一直缠着我
Norman's been on me like white on rice.
我是说.. 缠着你？
I'm talking about White on rice?
可能她没好好做家务
All right, maybe she's lax on the housework.
她不只是不好好做
She is more than a little lax.
她经常迟到 打碎了很多玻璃杯
She's habitually late, she's broken a number of glasses
我还没来得及看《人物》杂志 她就把它扔了
and she threw out People Magazine before I could read it.
自从玛格丽特在这里工作以来
Look at all the wonderful things that have happened
也发生过很多好事啊
since Marguerite started working here.
布兰琪和诺曼约会
Blanche is dating Norman,
你现在睡眠质量要好很多
you're sleeping better than you have in years
桑迪·邓肯终于回归了
and Sandy Duncan is finally back on TV.
70年代电视明星 曾因视神经肿瘤一度离开该行业
我觉得我们应该和她谈谈
I think we should have a little talk with her.
你认识桑迪·邓肯？
You know Sandy Duncan?
看 玛格丽特没有扔杂志呢
Look, Marguerite didn't throw out People.
正好
Oh, good.
早啊萝丝
- Morning, Rose.
桃乐茜
- Hi, Dorothy.
你为什么在打扫厨房 这是玛格丽特的工作啊
Why are you cleaning the kitchen? This is Marguerite's job.
我知道你要说什么 但是我和玛格丽特
I know exactly what you're going to say, but I talked to Marguerite
通过电话了 她迟到的理由很合理
on the phone and she has a good excuse for being late.
是因为什么？
Fine, what is it?
她得去帮一个侏儒从下巴上拔一根毛
She had to go pluck a hair from the chin of a dwarf.
而你却相信了那个俗烂借口
And you fell for that old excuse.
- 你们两个看见玛格丽特了吗? -她还没到
Has either of you girls seen Marguerite? - She's not here yet.
你看看这个
- I wished you'd look at this.
她用熨斗的时候把我的扣子熔了
She melted my buttons with the iron.
这衣服现在都不能正常解开了
Now I'll never be able to open my blouse again.
真是人类历史上黑暗的一天
It's a dark day in the history of mankind.
我们最好再和玛格丽特谈谈
Maybe we'd better have another talk with Marguerite.
我觉得我们谈得够多了
Look, I think we've had enough talks.
我们该做点什么了
It's time we did something about this.
桃乐茜 你不会觉得我们该炒了她吧
Oh, Dorothy, you don't think we ought to fire her.
玛格丽特是个好人
Look, Marguerite is a lovely person.
她只是不能胜任这份工作
She just cannot do the job.
我不想承认 但是你是对的
I hate to admit it, but you're right.
在圣奥拉夫也遇到过类似的情况
We had a similar situation back in St.Olaf, with
小学老师甘德森夫人
Mrs.Gunderson, our grade school teacher.
她是见过的最好的人
Oh, she was the nicest woman you'd ever want to meet,
但是过去了这么些年 她脑子不太好使了
but as the years went by, she got her facts a little confused.
在生物课上 她告诉孩子们
In biology class she started telling kids
人体是由8%的果汁组成的
Human body was made of 8% ovaltine.
我们学习一战的时候
While we were studying WWI,
她告诉我们芥子气
she told us mustard gas was something you got
是吃了太多热狗才有的
from eating too many hot dogs.
这就是为什么直到今天在圣奥拉夫
That's why to this day in St.Olaf,
人人都用薄面包煎蛋卷来庆祝7月4日
everyone celebrates the 4th of July with a thin omelet on a bun.
我们炒了玛格丽特之后
What do you say after we fire Marguerite,
咱俩出钱给萝丝做个CT怎么样
we each chip in and get Rose a CAT scan.
萝丝 你说这些有重点吗
Rose, is there a point to your story?
当然有重点了
Well, of course there's a point to it.
甘德森太太是个很好的人
Mrs.Gunderson was a really sweet woman
但她不能再做这份工作了
but she just couldn't do the job anymore.
那就这么定了
Then it's settled.
我们解雇玛格丽特
We fire Marguerite.
我们不能等几天?
Couldn't we wait just a few more days?
我想诺曼会邀请我参加
I think Norman's going to invite me
《杜鲁门总统传》的首映礼
to the premiere of Give 'em Hell, Harry!
1975年电影 关于哈里·杜鲁门总统的一人秀
由马尔卡希神父主演
Starring Mr.Father Mulcahy from MASH.
这和玛格丽特有什么关系
What does that have to do with Marguerite?
是她的魔药让我们走到了一起
It was her potion that brought us together.
布兰琪 你还以为玛格丽特
Blanche, you still think that Marguerite
真的有某种神秘力量吗
has some kind of mystical powers?
行吧 行吧
Oh, well, all right.
我想我只是在犯傻
I guess I'm just being silly.
快炒了她 桃乐茜
Okay, go ahead and fire her, Dorothy.
为什么要由我来炒她
Why should I be the one to fire her?
你是最刻薄的
You're the meanest.
布兰琪 才不是呢
Blanche, that's not true.
她只是看起来是最刻薄的
Dorothy just looks the meanest.
我们一起雇的玛格丽特 那就一起炒了她
We hired Marguerite together, we fire her together.
谢谢 萝丝
Thank you, Rose.
另外 你看起来是最蠢的
And by the way, you look the dumbest.
早啊各位
Morning, everyone.
玛格丽特 我感觉糟透了
Oh, Marguerite, I feel so terrible.
她怎么了
- What's the matter with her?
她有点不开心
- She's a little upset.
她刚发现吉恩·沙利特是特意留那个发型的
She just found out Gene Shalit wants his hair to look that way.
发型凌乱蓬松
对不起我迟到了 但我得走了
I'm sorry I'm late, but I had to go
去市区买些特殊的草药
downtown to get some special herbs.
我要给布兰琪再弄点春药
I'm throwing together another little aphrodisiac for Blanche.
我得走了
I better get to my work.
我们现在不能炒了她 她在给我做春药呢
Girls, we can't fire her now, she's making me an aphrodisiac!
你就跟别人一样 多喝点伏特加穿黑底裤就行了
Use vodka and black underwear like everyone else!
在我还有勇气说这事的时候能赶紧了结了吗
Can we just get this over before I lose my nerve?
我不想打断你的工作 但我们得和你谈谈
I hate to interrupt your work, but we have to talk to you.
我只是想让你知道
I just want you to know that
《生活真相》里我最喜欢的是图蒂
Tootie is my favorite on The Facts of Life.
1979–1988家庭喜剧电视剧 图蒂是其中一名黑人少女角色
你们要解雇我 是吗
You're firing me, aren't you?
玛格丽特 我们对你的评价很高
Marguerite, we think very highly of you as a person,
但我们得让你走了
but we're going to have to let you go.
我们只是觉得你不适合这份工作
We we just don't feel you're right for this job.
你雇我的时候可不是这么说的
But you certainly did when you hired me.
玛格丽特 你被解雇了
Marguerite, you're fired!
萝丝 我们都已经说完了 亲爱的
Rose, we just did that part, honey.
抱歉
Sorry.
我不太擅长这种事
I'm not very good at this sort of thing.
当然 我们会付你这周整周的钱
Of course, we'll pay you for the rest of the week.
玛格丽特 我希望你能理解
Oh, Marguerite, I hope you understand.
我从来没有被炒鱿鱼过
I've never been fired from any job.
我们真的很抱歉
We're really awfully sorry.
你们应该抱歉
Well, you should be,
因为我觉得你们犯了一个很大的错
because I think you're making a very big mistake.
她看起来很不高兴
- She seemed pretty upset.
我们刚炒了她啊
- We just fired her.
你觉得她说"我们犯了个大错"是什么意思
What do you think she meant, "we're making a big mistake?"
她的意思是说她丢了工作很不高兴
She meant that she's unhappy that she lost her job.
或者她会炸掉我们的厨房
Or that she's going to blow up our kitchen.
打得好 特蕾西
Nice hit, Tracy.
你为什么不往席勒家的院子里扔一个呢
Now, why don't you throw one into the Schiller's yard?
这是我这辈子最糟糕的一天
This has been the worst day of my life.
亲爱的 发生什么事了
Honey, what happened to you?
我的闹钟没有响 导致我上班迟到了
First, my alarm didn't go off so I was late to work.
然后我在路上爆胎了
Then I had a flat tire on the way.
等我到了那 我的手被门夹住了
When I finally got there, I smashed my hand in the door.
我真想钻被窝里
Oh, I feel like crawling under the covers
吃盒装的奶酪
and eating Velveeta right out of the box.
我听说B.B.King弹烦了布鲁斯的时候
I hear B.B.King does that
美国歌手、吉他演奏家、布鲁斯领域之王
就是这么干的
when he's tired of singing the blues.
亲爱的 快坐下
Honey, why don't you sit down.
我给你倒点柠檬汁
I'll give you some lemonade.
谢谢 桃乐茜
Thanks, Dorothy.
这里发生了一些奇怪的事 桃乐茜
Something weird is going on around here, Dorothy.
别傻了
Don't be silly.
你只是有点运气不好
You're just having a little bad luck.
你真以为是这样吗
Do you really think that's all it is?
当然了
Of course.
好吧 你可能是对的
Well, maybe you're right.
-需要帮忙吗 -离我远点 扫把星
- Need any help? - Get away from me, you jinx.
我是说 不用了 谢谢萝丝
I mean I mean, no thank you, Rose.
姐妹们 你们都不知道发生了什么
Girls, you'll never guess what happened.
诺曼离开我去找了个胖女人
Norman threw me over for a fat woman.
布兰琪 很抱歉
- Oh, Blanche, I'm sorry.
谢谢 萝丝 但是桃乐茜才是该道歉的 这是她的错
- Thank you, Rose, but Dorothy ought to be sorry, it's all her fault.
-什么 我干什么了 - 是你让我们炒了玛格丽特
- What? What did I do? - You made us fire Marguerite.
现在她诅咒我们了
- Now she's put a curse on us.
可拉倒吧
- Come on now.
你只是太难过了
You're just upset.
所以才开始胡说八道了
You're talking nonsense.
对我来说很能理解的啊
It makes perfect sense to me.
就此打住
I rest my case.
你不得不承认已经发生了离奇的事情
Come on, you have to admit terrible things have been happening
因为我们炒了玛格丽特
since we fired Marguerite.
我们的水管坏了 冰箱也坏了
Our plumbing went bad, the refrigerator broke down.
车子也出故障了
We've all had car trouble.
你一刻也没合眼
You haven't slept a wink,
现在布兰琪的男朋友为了一个肥猪甩了她
and now Blanche's boyfriend's dumped her for a porker.
玛格丽特说我们解雇她是犯了一个大错
Marguerite said we were making a big mistake
她是对的
when we fired her - and she was right.
我才不要听这些
- I am not listening to this.
你最好听我说 我们有大麻烦了
You better listen, 'cause we're in big trouble here.
现在我们该怎么办
Now, what are we gonna do?
我觉得我们应该让玛格丽特解除诅咒
I think we should get Marguerite to take off the curse.
也许我们该问问她想不想回来工作
Maybe we should ask her if she wants her job back.
这主意好
That's a great idea.
我现在给她打电话
I'm gonna call her now.
等一下
Wait, wait a minute.
先别着急打呢
Nobody is calling anybody.
你们先不要这么着急忙慌的
Now, look, this whole thing has gotten way out of hand.
首先压根没有所谓的诅咒
First of all there is no such thing as a curse.
我们是运气不太好 但是这就是生活啊
No! All right, we've had a little bad luck, but, ladies, that's life.
我是说 你仔细回想下
I mean, when you look at it,
真的发生过什么不寻常的事吗
has anything that out of the ordinary really happened?
这儿不是橙碗赛场是吧
This isn't the Orange Bowl, is it?
但愿玛格丽特喜欢香槟
Gee, I hope Marguerite likes champagne.
你不觉得我们可能有点太过了吗
Don't you think we may be going a little overboard with this?
桃乐茜 记得那个乌鸦人吗
Dorothy, remember the crow man.
我们有鱼子酱来配这瓶香槟吗
Do we have any caviar to go with this champagne?
这肯定是 姐妹们 我好害怕
Oh, that must be Oh, girls, I'm scared.
深呼吸 镇静点
Now, now, just take a deep breath and relax.
没什么好怕的
There's nothing to be scared of.
好吧 桃乐茜去开门
- Okay, Dorothy, get the door.
去啊
Go on.
玛格丽特 能再见到你可真好
Oh, Marguerite, how lovely to see you again.
快请进
Please come in.
女士们好
- Hello, ladies.
欢迎回来 玛格丽特
- Welcome back, Marguerite.
快请坐下吧 舒服一点
Why don't you sit down and make yourself comfortable.
我有点受惊了
I must say I was a little bit surprised
你们会给我打电话让我回来
when you called me to give me back my job.
这就是我想说..
That's why I wanted to explain
没什么好说的
There's nothing to explain.
只是个愚蠢的错误
It was all a silly mistake.
香槟
- Champagne.
谢谢
- Uh, thank you.
- 女士们 -这些是给你的
- Ladies - These are for you.
这真的很不错 但是
Ladies, this is all very nice, but, please,
有些话我必须要说
there's something I must say.
当初你们解雇我的时候..
You see, when you fired me..
噢 我们别深究这个了
Oh, now, we don't have to go into that.
我们给你准备了个小礼物
Here, a little gift from us to you.
真好啊
Well Well, isn't that nice?
一个头冠？
A tiara?
是你让我给我自己买的
Well, you said to get something I'd buy for myself.
我一直想要个头冠
You see, I've always wanted a tiara.
从我小时候在圣奥拉夫的时候就想要了
Ever since I was a little girl back in St.Olaf.
每年我都会吹生日蜡烛许愿一个头冠
Every year I'd blow out my birthday candles and wish for one.
但是每年我都得到一双新雕刻的木鞋
And every year I'd get a freshly-carved pair of wooden shoes.
除了有一年 那时在大萧条的时候
Except for one year, during the Depression
我得到了一块煤
when I just got a block of coal,
但我把它雕成了一双高帮鞋
which I carved into a pair of high-top Keds.
你可以对她做任何事 只要别伤害我们
You can do anything you want to her, just don't hurt us.
来 玛格丽特
Here, Marguerite.
我帮你把它戴上
Let me put this on for you.
天哪 真的太好看了
Oh, my! You look stunning.
她看起来是不是很漂亮
Doesn't she just look stunning?
索菲亚 你怎么在这
Sophia! What are you doing here?
我住这啊 还记得吗
I live here, remember?
这是什么 美国黑人小姐大赛吗
What is this, the Miss Black America contest?
玛格丽特 想让你见见我妈妈
Marguerite, I'd like you to meet my mother.
这是索菲亚·佩特里洛
This is my mother, Sophia Petrillo.
妈 这位是玛格丽特
Ma, this is Marguerite.
很高兴认识你
Oh, I'm pleased to meet you.
来一起坐吧
Won't you join us?
给我倒点香槟
Yeah, and pour me some of that champagne.
我不知道我还能不能撑到新年
I never know if I'm gonna make it to New Year's.
我们在庆祝什么
So, what are we celebrating?
至上组合又重组了吗？
Did The Supremes get back together?
60年代美国流行乐坛盛极一时的女子组合 组合中3位均为黑人女性
妈 我觉得你应该去躺下
Ma, you know, I really think you should go and lie down.
你看起来很累
You look exhausted.
我都80了
Hey, I'm 80.
我睡觉的时候就这个样子好吗
I look like this in the middle of a dead sleep.
你是怎么出名的
- So, what's your claim to fame?
我是管家
- I'm the housekeeper.
是吗 你总是戴着头冠去打扫厕所吗
Yeah? You always wear a tiara to clean the toilet?
妈 能到厨房来一下吗
Ma, could I see you in the kitchen?
嘿 慢点 我又不是橡皮泥做的
Hey, take it easy! I'm not Gumby!
1956–1969橡皮泥粘土动画片
怎么了
What's going on?
妈 我希望你对玛格丽特好一些
Ma, I want you to be especially nice to Marguerite.
拜托 桃乐茜 我又不是在山洞里长大的
Please, Dorothy, I wasn't brought up in a cave.
噢不对 我就是在山洞里长大的
Actually, I was brought up in a cave.
妈 我认真的
Listen, Ma, I am serious.
你不能让她动一根手指头
You are not to ask her to lift a finger.
如果你需要什么
And if there's anything you need,
你告诉我或者她们俩
you let me or one of the girls know.
让我捋明白了
Let me get this straight.
-她是管家 是吧 -对
- She's the housekeeper, right? - Right.
-她不能动一根手指头 -对
- She's not to lift a finger? - Right.
-有什么需要做的 你来做 是吗 -对
-Anything needs to be done, you take care of it? -Right.
-你干什么去啊妈 -去找个管家的工作
-Where are you going, Ma? -To get a job as a housekeeper.
妈 认真点
Ma, Ma, be serious now.
玛格丽特很危险
Marguerite is dangerous.
她给我们下诅咒了
She put a curse on us.
而我是那个被送进敬老院的?
And I'm the one that got put in a home?
这很不可思议 我们之前炒了她 她就诅咒了我们
I know it's unbelievable but we fired her, she put a curse on us,
所以我们不得不让她回来
so we had to hire her back.
如果我们能让她开心 也许她会放过我们
Now, if we can just keep her happy, maybe she'll leave us alone.
你真的怕她吗
You really are afraid of her?
妈 我知道很难以置信 但是还是接受吧 好吗
Ma, Ma, it's unbelievable but please go along with it, okay?
为了我
I mean, do it for me.
如果这对你很重要的话 我知道了 亲爱的
If it means that much to you, pussycat, you got it.
谢谢
Oh, thanks.
记住了 这些话都别说
Now, remember, not a word.
你说你给我闺女
So, what's all this crap about you
下了诅咒了 是怎么回事？
putting a curse on my daughter?
索菲亚
Sophia.
我们要被变成金桔了
- We'll be turned into kumquats.
-她在说什么? -别跟我装傻
- What is she talking about? - Don't play dumb with me.
我自己也会施咒
I've been known to cast a curse myself.
你觉得谢莉·朗真的厌倦了出演《干杯酒吧》吗
Do you think Shelley Long was really tired of playing in Cheers?
1982–1993喜剧 谢莉·朗从第3季开始就没有再参演 曾饰演《摩登家庭》中的DeDe Pritchett
才不是呢
Wrong, baby.
是我厌倦了她
I was tired of her.
就因为这个吗? 觉得我给你们下了诅咒吗?
Is that what this is all about? You think I put a curse on you?
你因为我们解雇你而生我们的气
It's true, you got mad at us for firing you.
所以你才倒掉了要给我的爱情魔药
That's why you reversed that love potion you gave me.
亲爱的 那才不是爱情魔药
Honey, that wasn't love potion.
那是香奈儿5号
That was Chanel No.5.
我才不信
I'm not buying that.
桃乐茜就用香奈儿5号
Dorothy uses Chanel No.5
也没见她吸引哪个男人
all the time and she never attracts men.
那你放在我床底下的这块彩绘石头呢?
What about this painted rock that you put under my bed?
谢天谢地 你找到了
Oh, thank God you found it!
这对我来说很重要
This is very special to me.
这是我挣的第一份工钱啊
It was the first wage I ever earned.
妈 用石头发工钱？
Ma, they paid you in rocks?
还别不信
Hey, don't knock it.
直到今天 在撒丁岛的某些地方
To this day in some parts of Sardinia,
两块石头就能换一份小牛肉胡椒三明治
two of these will get you a veal and pepper sandwich.
然后你骗我说它能帮助我入睡
Then you lied to me about it's helping me to sleep.
我以为你会生气
Okay, I figured that you'd be angry
因为我没扫床底下
because I didn't sweep under the bed.
你还真会撒谎
Gee, you're really a good liar.
我知道 所以我才上学打算做一名律师
I know, that's why I'm studying to be a lawyer.
我晚上要去学校
See, I'm going to school at night and the only time
唯一的学习时间是你们早上都出去的时候
I have to study is when you all go out in the morning.
这就是为什么卫生间
That's why the toilets don't get
你们都没有怎么注意的原因
the attention they probably deserve.
原来这都是误会啊
Then everything was just a misunderstanding
诺曼真的为了一个胖女人甩了我
and Norman really did dump me for a fat woman.
开什么玩笑？比你还胖？
No kidding? Fatter than you?
我不想让你们失望 我只是想要份工作
I hate to burst your bubble but I just wanted a job.
事实是我压根没有什么魔力
The truth is I don't have any magical powers.
天哪 我真是太傻了
Boy, have I been stupid.
自从我发现威廉·康拉德不是两个人
I haven't felt this dumb since I found out William Conrad wasn't
身材肥胖的电视明星
一起塞进一套衣服里 我就没觉得自己这么蠢过
one guy in a jacket and another guy in a pair of pants.
玛格丽特 我想我们只是太过于迷信了
Well, Marguerite, I guess we just let our superstitions get
我们应该向你道歉
the best of us and I think we owe you an apology.
不 是我该向你们道歉
No, no, I owe you an apology.
你们说得对 我是个糟糕的管家
You're right, I'm a lousy housekeeper.
我觉得自己像个傻瓜
I feel like such a silly goose.
再见女士们
Goodbye, ladies.
很抱歉给你们带来这么多麻烦
And I'm really sorry for all the trouble,
但是谢谢你们能够理解
but thank you for being understanding.
谢谢你搞定了那个谢莉·朗
And thank you for taking care of that Shelley Long.
我也厌倦了那个又瘦又傲慢的白人女
I'm tired of that thin, uppity white woman, too.
那好吧
Well, that's that.
还有什么需要我帮你解决的吗
Anything else you need me to straighten out for you?
没有了 妈
No, Ma.
跟我说说 婚礼怎么样
So, tell me, how was the wedding?
太美了
Beautiful.
直到新娘掀开面纱
Until the bride lifted her veil.
我一想到那裙子下面的样子就浑身发抖
I shudder to think what was under that dress.
翻译：古镇少年